Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Sometimes life is just like that

Pregnancy in the 3rd Trimester.

You have to pee the most when it's the hardest to reach "down under" to wipe.

Your the most tired when sleeping is the hardest(a getting up to pee, aches and pains ect)

You can't take most medication when your sick and are told to sleep it off!(see above)

Cleaning/organizing instincts kick in in the 3rd trimester when you can only work for short periods before needing a break!

Reaching your feet to do a pedicure, or bending to shave your legs is next to impossible right before many people will be up close and personal with both.

Feel free to add your own!

2 comments:

Fruitloopgirl said...

huge sex drive and well... rather awkward sex

sue said...

Hahaha...Because your belly couldn't be any bigger, it's stretched sooo far, your belly button feels that it must make up for the lack and stretches itself out. The first part of you to enter any room is no longer your belly, it is YOUR BELLYBUTTON!